“Why you don’t let me lick you?”
“No”
“Why?”
“Just…No..”
“You don’t like? I like!”
“You don’t like – that’s impossible”
“I like – if I don’t want, I don’t do. Sometimes the Chinese women they very hairy, I don’t like, I tell them I have been to dentist.
“And they believe that??”
“Doesn’t matter if they believe, I don’t do”
“You are an international gigolo – you’ve got 17 websites for Gods sake – you’re a professional, you are pricey – for HK $15000 I suspect your other clients are wanting the full service..don’t they ask why you booked a dentist appointment the day they booked you ???
“Well if they look bad, smell bad. No. I don’t do – but you? You are perfect”
“NO” I repeat – I’m so embarrassed I’ve started to perspire from the heat in my cheeks.
He is laughing at me
“you remember the Chinese woman I tell you about, the one want me to marry her, the one she want me to have babies with her?”
“Yes” I nod, remembering when he came back from Singapore, glad he didn’t stay, surprised he turned her down – it seemed like a good deal.
“Well, she nice woman, I don’t want to hurt her feelings, so I tell her I like to lick pussy too much, I like to be Gigolo” – he beams with pride and then makes grotesque actions with his tongue and fingers. I cover my face with my hands.
“No No No” I groan.
Okay we make deal ! You give me 7 minutes, 7 minutes – that’s all – you don’t like, we don’t do again.
“Jesus Christ” I mumble, “I’m not even going to ask where that number comes from”
“Good!” He shouts “Deal” he claps his hands takes off his clothes, kneels down …..and begins ..….
Hong Kong Adventures in Love 